Greek Paper
Spencer Wright A3 9/19/10
One day a long time ago there was a hero named Cuz Cuz (Koos-Koos). He was a great hero he fought many beasts such as Cyclops, three headed dogs, and huge serpents. Cuz Cuz became notorious among the humans and the gods. Zeus became jealous of his heroicness and told Hermes to do something about it.
Zeus: “HERMES!”
Hermes: (Sacredly) “yes Zeus?”
Zeus: “I need you to go “take care” of this hero named Cuz Cuz”
Hermes: “and how would you like me to do that?”
Zeus: “Kill him!”
Hermes: (whimpering) “o…k”
Hermes felt very bad about what he had to do so he was thinking about a solution on his flight down. Cuz Cuz lives on a large mountain named mount rhino. Hermes had a plan, he would send of Cuz Cuz off to a far away land where no one would remember him and hopefully Zeus wouldn’t notice him. The city Cuz Cuz moved to was called Grapevine. Cuz Cuz lived happily in Grapevine with a wife and 3 kids. But one day Grapevine was attacked by a Hydra (multi headed dragon monster), but Cuz Cuz was brave and slayed the dragon. Cuz Cuz became known as a hero in that town. Zeus heard the news and was furious!
Zeus: (Screaming) “HERMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Hermes: (scared) “yes?”
Zeus: (Furiously) you didn’t kill Cuz Cuz when I told you to a few months ago!”
Hermes: “sorry” I felt bad for him he didn’t deserve to die!”
Zeus: “well I think he does!”
So Hermes went to grapevine thinking as hard as he could to figure out how he could trick Zeus into thinking he murdered Cuz Cuz. He finally had an idea he would send Cuz Cuz off to a new city and bring back a dead body from the underworld to show zeus! So Hermes told Cuz Cuz his plan.
Hermes went down to the underworld…Hermes told hades his plan…
Hades:” hmm”
Hermes: “PLEASE!?”
Hades: “fine but you must defeat the three headed dog at the gate…”
Hermes: (being a god) easily deafeted the three headed dog and retrieved a body to bring back to Zeus.
Zeus (chuckling) “good job Hermes”
Hermes: “Thank you zeus.”
Cuz Cuz got married again and had kids and a job. Life was perfect…then…a huge winged monster stole his kid and he flew up into the sky, Cuz Cuz followed after him on his Pegasus. He battled with the monster and saved his kid! And once again he was a hero in the town.
Zeus: “HERMES!”
Hermes: “what.”
Zeus: “you lied to me; you said you killed Cuz Cuz!”
Hermes: “no comment”
Zeus: “fine! Make me do it myself!”
*So Zeus went down to talk to Cuz Cuz*
Cuz Cuz had moved back to mount rhino so zeus met him there.
Zeus: “why are so you so heroic!”
Cuz Cuz: I don’t know it just comes naturally I guess…”
Zeus: well I guess that doesn’t deserve such a cruel punishment…”
Cuz Cuz: (excited) “so will you let me go?!”
Zeus: “no. you will be banished on this mountain forever! And it will be on top of a new animal I am making, The Rhinoceros!”
And to this day the horn of a rhino is still mount rhino and humans still live on it.